Funny Shayaris

HUM JAANTE HAIN BHAI

Kyon chalti hai pawan, BECAUSE OF EVAPORATION.
Kyon jhoome hai gagan, BECAUSE OF EARTH'S REVOLUTION.
Kyon machalta hai man, BECAUSE OF EXCESSIVE RESPIRATION
Na tum jano na hum, BUT I JUST GAVE ALL THE REASONS!

Kyon aati hai bahaar, BEACAUSE OF A CHANGE IN SEASON.
Kyon lutta hai karaar, BECAUSE OF MENTAL TENSION.
Kyon hota hai pyaar, BECAUSE OF OPPOSITE ATTRACTION.
Na tum jano na hum, LIKE I SAID! THESE R ALL SCIENTIFIC PHENOMENON!

Kyon gum hai har disha, BECAUSE YOU HAVE A POOR SENSE OF DIRECTION.
Kyon hota hai nasha, BECAUSE OF DRUG ADDICTION.
Kyon aata hai maaza, BUT SCIENCE GIVES ALL DA INFORMATION.
Na tum jano na hum!!! I DID MY BEST TO EXPLAIN....!

Asman ko neend aye to sulaau kahan,dharti ko maut aye to dafnao kahan, Sagar men lehar aye to chupao kahan,jab teri yaad aye to jau kahan!!!

Kitna bebas he insan kismat ke aage,Kitne dur he sapne hakikat ke aage,Koi ruki hui dhadkan se puchhe, Kitna tadpta hai dil MOHABBAT ke aage.

Who raate kuchha or hogi.Who baate kuchha or hogi.Unke aane ke bad who mulakaten kuchha or hogi.

Jo teer bhi atahe khali nahi jata mayush mere Dar se savali nahi jata kantehi kiya karte he phoolo ki hifazat . Phoolo ko bachane Mali nahi jata.

Aankho ko aankho ka pata na hota agar..!Dil ko dard ka ehsaas na hota agar..!Kitna hasin hota zindagi ka ye safar..! Milkar yun bichhadna na hota .

Jåän häi mujkò zindgi se pyari, jaan ke liye kar du kurban yari, jaan ke liye tod do dosti tumari, Ab tumse kya chhupana dost, Tum hi to ho JAAN hamari.

BAHOT RONA PADA HAME APKO HASANE KE VASTE. HUM KHUD HI JAL GAYE EK CHIRAG JALANE KE VASTE.,

Sham ki tanhai me kho na jana, Kisi ki masti me doob na jana,Milegi zarur kal manzil tumhe,Apni manzil ko pa kar ko bhul na jana.

Zulfon KoF_IL_ K_r,J_b KoiMehboob_..K_b_r P_rRoti H_I,T_b MehshoosHot_ H_I Ke..Mout Bhi....Kitni H_seenHoti H_I.

....Aänkho ki Awääz kuch Aur hoti häi,sänso ki Aäg kuch Aur hoti hai,...kaun chahta hai,Apnose bichadana majburi yo ki baat kuch aur hoti häi...

Sabhi Nagme Saaz me Gaye nahi Jaate,sabhi log Mahafil me Bulaye nahi jaate,Kuch Paas Raha ker bhi Yaad nahi Aate, kuch dur raha ker bhi Bhulaye nahi jaate.....

Jan me ROSEFeb me PROPOSEMarch me GIFTApril me LIFTMay meCHATINGJune me DATINGJuly me MIS U Aug meKIS U Sep me ANGER Oct me DANGER Nov me LEFT Dec me NEXT

Har bat se inkar nahi hota Har raste par intazar nahi hota you to najar milti hai sabse lekin har chahere se pyar nahi hota..!

Dil tod diya mera, chita bhi jala dena, kafan na mile to duppata odha dena, koi puche ke rog kya tha, to NAZAR JUKA KAR MOHABBAT BATA DENA,!

Dard gairo ko sunane ki jarurat kya he, Apne sath auro ko rulane ki jarurat kya he, Waqt yuhi kam he mohabat ke liye, ruthkar Waqt gawane ki jarurat Ana tha.!

Sirf yaadon ka silsila reh gaya,khuda Jane unse hamara kya rishta reh gaya,ek chand chup gaya Jane kahan,ek sitara use dhundta reh gaya

Sapne to sirf sapne hote hai,apne to phir bhi apne hote hai,tum chaho to sapno ko apna banao,magar apno ko kabhi sapna mat banao...!

DOSTI KE NAM PE DIWANE CHALE AATE HAI.SHAMA KE PICHE PARWANE CHALE AATE HAI. TUMHE YAAD NA AAYEE KHAIR.Aana meri MAUT PAR. Us DIN TO BEGANE BHI CHALE AATana tha.!

Zamana gujar gaya hatho ko milaye huye. Muddat ho gayi nazaro ko milaye huye. Din.Rat nikal gaye yado me khoye huve.Ab kab samne aaoge yaar muskurte huye.?