HUM JAANTE HAIN BHAI
Kyon chalti hai pawan, BECAUSE OF EVAPORATION.
Kyon jhoome hai gagan, BECAUSE OF EARTH'S REVOLUTION.
Kyon machalta hai man, BECAUSE OF EXCESSIVE RESPIRATION
Na tum jano na hum, BUT I JUST GAVE ALL THE REASONS!
Kyon aati hai bahaar, BEACAUSE OF A CHANGE IN SEASON.
Kyon lutta hai karaar, BECAUSE OF MENTAL TENSION.
Kyon hota hai pyaar, BECAUSE OF OPPOSITE ATTRACTION.
Na tum jano na hum, LIKE I SAID! THESE R ALL SCIENTIFIC PHENOMENON!
Kyon gum hai har disha, BECAUSE YOU HAVE A POOR SENSE OF DIRECTION.
Kyon hota hai nasha, BECAUSE OF DRUG ADDICTION.
Kyon aata hai maaza, BUT SCIENCE GIVES ALL DA INFORMATION.
Na tum jano na hum!!! I DID MY BEST TO EXPLAIN....!
Asman ko neend aye to sulaau kahan,dharti ko maut aye to dafnao kahan, Sagar men lehar aye to chupao kahan,jab teri yaad aye to jau kahan!!!
Kitna bebas he insan kismat ke aage,Kitne dur he sapne hakikat ke aage,Koi ruki hui dhadkan se puchhe, Kitna tadpta hai dil MOHABBAT ke aage.
Who raate kuchha or hogi.Who baate kuchha or hogi.Unke aane ke bad who mulakaten kuchha or hogi.
Jo teer bhi atahe khali nahi jata mayush mere Dar se savali nahi jata kantehi kiya karte he phoolo ki hifazat . Phoolo ko bachane Mali nahi jata.
Aankho ko aankho ka pata na hota agar..!Dil ko dard ka ehsaas na hota agar..!Kitna hasin hota zindagi ka ye safar..! Milkar yun bichhadna na hota .
Jåän häi mujkò zindgi se pyari, jaan ke liye kar du kurban yari, jaan ke liye tod do dosti tumari, Ab tumse kya chhupana dost, Tum hi to ho JAAN hamari.
BAHOT RONA PADA HAME APKO HASANE KE VASTE. HUM KHUD HI JAL GAYE EK CHIRAG JALANE KE VASTE.,
Sham ki tanhai me kho na jana, Kisi ki masti me doob na jana,Milegi zarur kal manzil tumhe,Apni manzil ko pa kar ko bhul na jana.
Zulfon KoF_IL_ K_r,J_b KoiMehboob_..K_b_r P_rRoti H_I,T_b MehshoosHot_ H_I Ke..Mout Bhi....Kitni H_seenHoti H_I.
....Aänkho ki Awääz kuch Aur hoti häi,sänso ki Aäg kuch Aur hoti hai,...kaun chahta hai,Apnose bichadana majburi yo ki baat kuch aur hoti häi...
Sabhi Nagme Saaz me Gaye nahi Jaate,sabhi log Mahafil me Bulaye nahi jaate,Kuch Paas Raha ker bhi Yaad nahi Aate, kuch dur raha ker bhi Bhulaye nahi jaate.....
Jan me ROSEFeb me PROPOSEMarch me GIFTApril me LIFTMay meCHATINGJune me DATINGJuly me MIS U Aug meKIS U Sep me ANGER Oct me DANGER Nov me LEFT Dec me NEXT
Har bat se inkar nahi hota Har raste par intazar nahi hota you to najar milti hai sabse lekin har chahere se pyar nahi hota..!
Dil tod diya mera, chita bhi jala dena, kafan na mile to duppata odha dena, koi puche ke rog kya tha, to NAZAR JUKA KAR MOHABBAT BATA DENA,!
Dard gairo ko sunane ki jarurat kya he, Apne sath auro ko rulane ki jarurat kya he, Waqt yuhi kam he mohabat ke liye, ruthkar Waqt gawane ki jarurat Ana tha.!
Sirf yaadon ka silsila reh gaya,khuda Jane unse hamara kya rishta reh gaya,ek chand chup gaya Jane kahan,ek sitara use dhundta reh gaya
Sapne to sirf sapne hote hai,apne to phir bhi apne hote hai,tum chaho to sapno ko apna banao,magar apno ko kabhi sapna mat banao...!
DOSTI KE NAM PE DIWANE CHALE AATE HAI.SHAMA KE PICHE PARWANE CHALE AATE HAI. TUMHE YAAD NA AAYEE KHAIR.Aana meri MAUT PAR. Us DIN TO BEGANE BHI CHALE AATana tha.!
Zamana gujar gaya hatho ko milaye huye. Muddat ho gayi nazaro ko milaye huye. Din.Rat nikal gaye yado me khoye huve.Ab kab samne aaoge yaar muskurte huye.?
Jokes
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A Gujju, a Bhaiyya and a Bihari & Malayali died and were facing Yama.
Yama asked them if they wanted some facilities & told Chitragupt to decide on their accommodation.
The Gujju said : "Hey Yambhai, aa marathi loko toh mane shaanti thi jeeva nathi deta. Maari dukaan fodi naakhi. Aa marathi loko ekdum junglee chhe. Mane maari baaju maa marathi maanas nathi joto."
The UP wala said : "Theek kaha gujjubhai ne. Shriman Yam, in marathi logo ne to hamara jeena hi mushkil kar diya hai....eemaan se! Arre, meri dukaan ka board bhi kala kar diya. Kahat rahi ki dukaan ka naam marathi bhasha mein hona chaahiye. Ab ee bhi koi baat hui kya?
Mujhe bhi mere baaju mein marathi aadmi nahi chaahiye." The Bihari said : "Yeh dono sajjan aadmi theek kahat hain. Arre main thode din pehle railway ki pariksa dene mumbai gaya tha.
Raam Lalla ki sougandh, in marathi logun ne humka bahut hi peeta. Hamaar haddi pasli ek kardi. Aisa junglee marathi humka hamaar saath naahi chaahiye."
The Malayali said : " Merego bhi meraathi admi nahin mengdai behut bereshaan kerdai yeh.. Kuch kaam kerne ko nahi aata phir bhi hoshiyari maarke kaheta hai ki tumko hemara mumbai se nikal dega.
Yama turns to Chitragupt : "Aayla Chitrya, ya saglyanchya files majhyakade gheun ye re!!!
Baghto ekekala"
Read & Laugh
Three Sardarjis went for a tour to Singapore . They searched for rooms everywhere and finally got one which is in the topmost floor of a 100 floor hotel. After taking rest they started for a local visit. While leaving the hotel the manager informed them that they should reach the hotel before 10.00pm or other wise lift will not be available and they have to take the steps. They agreed and went out.
After all the entertainment in the city, they reached back late at 10.30 . Since lift is not available they decided to take the stairways, under the condition that each sardarji has to tell a story that has to last for 33 floors so that they can reach the 100th floor without much trouble. After first sardarji finished his story in 33rd floor, the third sardarji said," I have a sad story to say, but i will tell at the end only". Then second sardarji finished his story and the third finished his story and finally they reached the 100th floor. Then first sardarji asked what was the sad story. The third one said, " I forgot the room key on the manager's table".
They once again started back to the first floor and this time the second sardarji after crossing 33 floors from top said," I got a sad story, but I will also say that at the end". They finally reached the first floor and when asked about the sad story, the second sardarji said, " The keys are in my pocket only".
With anger and full tired, they once again start from the first floor. After reaching the 33rd floor, the third sardarji said, " I too have a sad story, but I will say at the end only". Then they reached the 100th floor and the second one asked the third sardarji about the sad story, he replied:
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" This is not our hotel, It is on the other side of road, opposite to this".
A Gujju, a Bhaiyya and a Bihari & Malayali died and were facing Yama.
Yama asked them if they wanted some facilities & told Chitragupt to decide on their accommodation.
The Gujju said : "Hey Yambhai, aa marathi loko toh mane shaanti thi jeeva nathi deta. Maari dukaan fodi naakhi. Aa marathi loko ekdum junglee chhe. Mane maari baaju maa marathi maanas nathi joto."
The UP wala said : "Theek kaha gujjubhai ne. Shriman Yam, in marathi logo ne to hamara jeena hi mushkil kar diya hai....eemaan se! Arre, meri dukaan ka board bhi kala kar diya. Kahat rahi ki dukaan ka naam marathi bhasha mein hona chaahiye. Ab ee bhi koi baat hui kya?
Mujhe bhi mere baaju mein marathi aadmi nahi chaahiye." The Bihari said : "Yeh dono sajjan aadmi theek kahat hain. Arre main thode din pehle railway ki pariksa dene mumbai gaya tha.
Raam Lalla ki sougandh, in marathi logun ne humka bahut hi peeta. Hamaar haddi pasli ek kardi. Aisa junglee marathi humka hamaar saath naahi chaahiye."
The Malayali said : " Merego bhi meraathi admi nahin mengdai behut bereshaan kerdai yeh.. Kuch kaam kerne ko nahi aata phir bhi hoshiyari maarke kaheta hai ki tumko hemara mumbai se nikal dega.
Yama turns to Chitragupt : "Aayla Chitrya, ya saglyanchya files majhyakade gheun ye re!!!
Baghto ekekala"
Read & Laugh
Three Sardarjis went for a tour to Singapore . They searched for rooms everywhere and finally got one which is in the topmost floor of a 100 floor hotel. After taking rest they started for a local visit. While leaving the hotel the manager informed them that they should reach the hotel before 10.00pm or other wise lift will not be available and they have to take the steps. They agreed and went out.
After all the entertainment in the city, they reached back late at 10.30 . Since lift is not available they decided to take the stairways, under the condition that each sardarji has to tell a story that has to last for 33 floors so that they can reach the 100th floor without much trouble. After first sardarji finished his story in 33rd floor, the third sardarji said," I have a sad story to say, but i will tell at the end only". Then second sardarji finished his story and the third finished his story and finally they reached the 100th floor. Then first sardarji asked what was the sad story. The third one said, " I forgot the room key on the manager's table".
They once again started back to the first floor and this time the second sardarji after crossing 33 floors from top said," I got a sad story, but I will also say that at the end". They finally reached the first floor and when asked about the sad story, the second sardarji said, " The keys are in my pocket only".
With anger and full tired, they once again start from the first floor. After reaching the 33rd floor, the third sardarji said, " I too have a sad story, but I will say at the end only". Then they reached the 100th floor and the second one asked the third sardarji about the sad story, he replied:
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" This is not our hotel, It is on the other side of road, opposite to this".
SMS
English sms
1). If I got ur smile, I dnt need flowers,
If I got ur voice, I dnt need music,
If u speak 2 me I dont need anybody else,
If U r my friennd I dont need the world!
2). If i was a tear in ur eyes,
i would turn down your cheek
and kiss your lips
&; if u were a tear in my eyes
i would never cry 4 fear of losing
u...
3). Sweet candies are nice to eat
Sweet words are easy to say
but, sweet ppl are hard to find
OH MY GOD! how did u find me
4). Hi Moon!, Dim Your Light.
Hello Wind!, Breeze Soft.
Hi Flower!, Blossom Slowly.
Hello Earth!, Spin Gently.
Coz My Frend Is Going To Sleep. gud nyt.......
5). There r 6 Billion people around the wrld.
I dnt knw y i keep on messaging u.
Maybe bcoz.. 5,999,999,999 cant replace... a single 'YOU'.
6). The World is Round We'll meet again.
When we meet I'll ask You "How are You"
Hope You'll not ask "Who are You'!
7). Sorry
1). If I got ur smile, I dnt need flowers,
If I got ur voice, I dnt need music,
If u speak 2 me I dont need anybody else,
If U r my friennd I dont need the world!
2). If i was a tear in ur eyes,
i would turn down your cheek
and kiss your lips
&; if u were a tear in my eyes
i would never cry 4 fear of losing
u...
3). Sweet candies are nice to eat
Sweet words are easy to say
but, sweet ppl are hard to find
OH MY GOD! how did u find me
4). Hi Moon!, Dim Your Light.
Hello Wind!, Breeze Soft.
Hi Flower!, Blossom Slowly.
Hello Earth!, Spin Gently.
Coz My Frend Is Going To Sleep. gud nyt.......
5). There r 6 Billion people around the wrld.
I dnt knw y i keep on messaging u.
Maybe bcoz.. 5,999,999,999 cant replace... a single 'YOU'.
6). The World is Round We'll meet again.
When we meet I'll ask You "How are You"
Hope You'll not ask "Who are You'!
7). Sorry
Sorry
Sorry
Sorry
Sorry
Dont get confused,arey baba'SORRY' means
S-SOME
O-ONE'S
R-REALLY,
R-REMEMBERING
Y-YOU.
8). YOU look Sweet when
You read my SMS,
Sweeter when
You read
n Smile...
But You look
Sweetest when
You read,
Smile n
Reply.. )so try
2 look
Sweetest
always
9). Life
is only
travelled
once.
Today"s moment becomes
Tomorrow"s
Memory.
Enjoy
Every
Moment
Good or Bad
because
the gift of Life
is
LIFE itself.
10). Earth may stop Rotating
Birds may stop Flying
Candles may stop melting
Fishes may stop swimming
Heart may stop bearting
But I will never stop……
“ THINKING U ”
11). Friendship is not collection of hearts
but it is selection of hearts.
All friends are not True.
But true friends are very few,
Which includes U……
12). LOVE IS LOVE. LOVE IS U.
I LOVE LOVE. SO, I LOVE U.
PEOPLE LIVE. PEOPLE DIE.
PEOPLE LAGH. PEOPLE CRY.
SOME GIVE UP. SOME WILL TRY.
SOME SAY HI. SOME SAY BYE.
OTHERS MAY FORGET YOU.
BUT NEVER CAN I.
13). who is friend?
F-First
R-Relative
I-In
E-Every
N-New
D-Difficulty!!!
14). When i am not messaging u
it does not mean that i have forgotten u, i
am just giving u time to MISS ME!!
15). Heart can skip beat for a while.
Memories can be kept in a file
A Desert can replace the Nile
But nothing can stop a Smile
When your NAME comes on my Mobile……
Funny sms
S-SOME
O-ONE'S
R-REALLY,
R-REMEMBERING
Y-YOU.
8). YOU look Sweet when
You read my SMS,
Sweeter when
You read
n Smile...
But You look
Sweetest when
You read,
Smile n
Reply.. )so try
2 look
Sweetest
always
9). Life
is only
travelled
once.
Today"s moment becomes
Tomorrow"s
Memory.
Enjoy
Every
Moment
Good or Bad
because
the gift of Life
is
LIFE itself.
10). Earth may stop Rotating
Birds may stop Flying
Candles may stop melting
Fishes may stop swimming
Heart may stop bearting
But I will never stop……
“ THINKING U ”
11). Friendship is not collection of hearts
but it is selection of hearts.
All friends are not True.
But true friends are very few,
Which includes U……
12). LOVE IS LOVE. LOVE IS U.
I LOVE LOVE. SO, I LOVE U.
PEOPLE LIVE. PEOPLE DIE.
PEOPLE LAGH. PEOPLE CRY.
SOME GIVE UP. SOME WILL TRY.
SOME SAY HI. SOME SAY BYE.
OTHERS MAY FORGET YOU.
BUT NEVER CAN I.
13). who is friend?
F-First
R-Relative
I-In
E-Every
N-New
D-Difficulty!!!
14). When i am not messaging u
it does not mean that i have forgotten u, i
am just giving u time to MISS ME!!
15). Heart can skip beat for a while.
Memories can be kept in a file
A Desert can replace the Nile
But nothing can stop a Smile
When your NAME comes on my Mobile……
Funny sms
1). aap zindagi main buhat agay jaow gay
buhat agay jaow gay...............
kiuke
app jahan bhi jawo gay sab app say
ye kahain gain
"chal bay chal agay chall"
2). aap kitnay achay hain
aap kitnay piyaray hain
app lagtay hum ko chand sitaray hain
aap hum ko jan say bhi piyaray hain
aur ek ham hain
jo kab say jhoot bolay ja rahain hain
3). Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho.
Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho.
Ab tum hi batao,
kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho ?
4). Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...
5). Yeh mat sochna ki hum bhool jayenge tuemhe,
Door rehkar bhi hamesha
chahenge tumhe,Agar Dost bankar raas na aaye to
Bhoot bankar darayenge tumhe.
6). Life without u is impossible,
u r in my breath and blood.
i cant stay for a second without u,
if u r not there i am dead oye hello i am
talking about OXYGEN
ha ha ha just joking.............
7). A study has proved that all fools use
their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try
2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!
8). I saw U on ROAD today.
U were lukin SO fine,
Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect.
My HEART started singing a Sweet Song:
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!
9). NOBODY like U,
NOBODY cares for U,
NOBODY misses U,
NOBODY wants to see U good,
NOBODY is Ur best friend,
NOBODY is happy with U...Dont cry!!!
My name is NOBODY
10). What is meant by ABCDEFG...
A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl
And GFEDCBA means...
Girl Forgets Everything Done n Catches new Boy
Hindi sms
1). phool khiltay rahain zindagi ke rah main
hasi chamakti rahay aap ki nigah main
kadam kadam per mile khushi ke bhar apko
dil deta hay bar bar yehi dua app ko
2). kuda karay keh to sab say naik serat ho
keh tere terhan tera dil bhi kubsurat ho
dua say qabal milay tujh ko jo bhi to chahhay
keh kudh dua ko teray hatoon ke zarorat ho
3). Ham tere dil mein rahenge ek yaad bankar,
Tere lab pa khilenge muskaan bankar,
Kabhi hamein apne se juda na samajhna,
Hum tere saath challenge aasmaan bankar.
4). Tumse doori ka ehsaas jab satane laga,
Tere saath guzra har lamha yaad aane laga,
Jabbhi tumhe bhulne ki koshish ki,
Ae dost tu dil ke aur paas aane laga..
5). Khayalo ko kisi aahat ki aas rahati hai,
nighao ko kisi surat ki pyas hoti hai,
tere bin kisi cheez ki kami to nahi,
magar tere SMS bin tabiyat udas rahati hai...
6). Yaad karne ke liye koi cheez chahiye,
Aap nahi to aapki taswir chahiye
per taswir aapki hamaara dil behla na sakegi,
Kyonki yeh aapki tarah muskura na sakegi....
7). Aisa lagta hai zindagi tum ho,
Ajnabi kaise ajnabi tum ho
Main zamin pe ghana andhera hun,
Aasmano ki chandni tum ho
Dosto se wafa ki ummeede,
Kis zamane ke aadmi tum ho
8). aapko bhool jau umar gujarne ki baat hai.........
aapko na ho yakeen ye aur baat hai..............
jab tak rahegi saans tab tak rahoge yaad ...........
ye saans toot jaaaye to aur baat hai..............
9). Chod diya hamara sath to koi gam nahi.
Bhul jayenge aap hume,
bhulne wale hum nahi...
Aapse mulakat na ho pai to koi baat nahi,
aapki ek yaad mulakat se kum nahi
10). Kabhi gamo se tumari mulakat na ho
udaas bethe raho aisi koi baat na ho
shiqayat ho to hume maf kar dena
fursat mile to hume yaad kar lena
11). Nakaam si koshish karte hai,
Humunse ulfat kiya karte hai.
Taqdir me ek tuta tara nahi likha,
Aur ek hum hai,
Ki Chaand ki aarzoo kiya karte hai
12). Kitna bhi chaho na bhool paoge hame,
Jitni door jaoge najdik paoge hame.
Mita sakte ho to mita do yaaden meri,
Magar kya sapno se juda kar paoge hume?
13). Bhul jane ka hosla na hoga...
Dur rehkar bhi tu juda na hoga...
Tujhse milke kisi aur se kya mile ae rehman
koi tera jaisa dusra na hoga.
14). Rishto ki ehmiyat batate hai faasle..
Magar thoda tadpate hai faasle..
Dilo me ho na duri dua karna..
Chahe yu hi rahe milo ke faasle!
15). Is patthar ki duniya mein
aksar dil tut jaya karte hai..
Ankhein bhi sambhal kar band karna mere dost,
Palko ke beech bhi aksar sapne tut jaya karte hai..
16). Aap Ye Samjhtey Hain Key Hum Ney App Ko Bhula Rakha Hai
App Nahin Jantey Key Dil Mein Chupa Rakha Hai
Dekh Na Le Apko Aankhon Mein Koi Iss Dar Sey
Palkon Ko Jhuka Rakha Hai....
17). Ae barish jara tham ke baras,
jab mera yaaar aa jaye to jam ke baras,
pehle n baras ki woh aa na sake,
phir itna baras ki wo jaa na sake..
18). Pani ka ek katra aankh se gira abhi abhi..
kya tum ne mujko yaad kiya abhi abhi..
tujh se mile zamana hua magar...
yun laga koi mujse mil k gaya abhi abhi.
19). Yaadon ki dhund me teri parchai si lagti hai,
Sannate mein gunjhti koi shehnai si lagti hai,
Tum kareeb ho to apnapan hai,
Varna seene mein sanse bhi parai si lagti hai.
20). Dil se tera khayal na jaaye to kya karu,
Tu hi bataa tu yaad aye to kya karu,
Hasrat ye hai ki ek nazar tujhe dekh lu,
Magar kismat wo lamha na laye to kya karu.
21). Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.
mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai,
jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka
is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai
22). Itni chhoti nahin dosti apni,
Kaise soch liya k kinaara aa gaya.
Lo ho gayi mobile mein roshni,
Aur SMS hamaara aa gaya....
23). Kabhi dost' kehte ho,
kabhi dua dete ho,
kabhi bewakt neend se jaga dete ho,
par jab bhi hume sms karte ho
khuda kasam khushi hi khushi dil main jaga dete ho.
24). Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,
humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
is umeed ke saath ki aayega SMS aapka,
humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hain...
25). Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.
26). Dil ka Rishta hai hamara,
Dil ke kone me hai Naam tumahra,
Her yaad me hai chehra tumahra,
SMS nahi to kya hua Zindagi bhar saath nibhane ka wada hai hamara.
27). Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,
Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,
Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge.
28). Kadam Kadam pe hawaon se talukh rakhna,
Dosti ke daur mein Dosti Rakhna
Hamari yaadon ke SMS zarur aayenge,
Aap bas apna INBOX khali rakhna.
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see how sweet life is when u got some1 who always
remembers u...
Punjabi sms
1). Tusi Hasde o sanu hasaan vaste,
tusi ronde o sanu rovaan vaste,
ek var rus k te vekho sohneo,
Mar javange tuhanu manaan vaste ..
2). Sadi dosti vich kami kade koi aawe na,
ek duje to muh pher laeeye
rab aho jahi ghari dekhawe na,
khus reho tusi umar sari,
hanju tawadi aakh vich kade aawe na...
3). Khushi nal dil nu abaad karna,
Gam to dil nu azaad karna,
Sadi bas chhoti jahi guzarish hai,
Sanu din vich ik vaar jaroor yaad karna.
4). Pyar-Pyar kehan naal pyar nahi hunda,
Hath nu milaun naal koi yaar nahi hunda,
Unjh ta mil jande ne yaar har mor te,
Par har yaar saade jeha dildar nahi hunda.
5). Teri yaari sohneya bhula nahi sakde,
lakh chaun te v yaar tere jiha pa nahi sakde.
Manneya waqt ne thora door kar ditta,
par tere dil to door ja nahi sakde.
How to find a right candidate for Corporates
How to hire the right people
Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window.
Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door.
Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation.
If they are counting the bricks.
Put them in the accounts department.
If they are recounting them..
Put them in auditing.
If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks.
Put them in engineering.
If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order.
Put them in planning.
If they are throwing the bricks at each other.
Put them in operations.
If they are sleeping.
Put them in security.
If they have broken the bricks into pieces.
Put them in information technology.
If they are sitting idle.
Put them in human resources.
If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has been moved. Put them in sales.
If they have already left for the day.
Put them in marketing.
If they are staring out of the window.
Put them on strategic planning.
And then last but not least.
If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved.
Congratulate them and put them in top management.
Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window.
Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door.
Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation.
If they are counting the bricks.
Put them in the accounts department.
If they are recounting them..
Put them in auditing.
If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks.
Put them in engineering.
If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order.
Put them in planning.
If they are throwing the bricks at each other.
Put them in operations.
If they are sleeping.
Put them in security.
If they have broken the bricks into pieces.
Put them in information technology.
If they are sitting idle.
Put them in human resources.
If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has been moved. Put them in sales.
If they have already left for the day.
Put them in marketing.
If they are staring out of the window.
Put them on strategic planning.
And then last but not least.
If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved.
Congratulate them and put them in top management.
Love Quote
• When love is your greatest weakness, you will be the strongest person in the world. -Garman Wold
• The reduction of the universe to a single being, the expansion of a single being even to God, this is love. -Victor Hugo
• If you have it [love], you don't need to have anything else. If you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have. -Sir James M. Barrie
• The only thing we never get enough of is love; and the only thing we never give enough of is love. -Henry Miller
• Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you enough chance to love you enough. -Dinah Shore
• To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage. -Lao Tzu
• You will find as you look back upon your life that the moments when you have truly lived, are the moments when you have done things in the spirit of love. -Henry Drummond
• Joy is the experience of knowing that you are unconditionally loved and that nothing--sickness, failure, emotional distress, oppression, war, or even death--can take that love away. -Henri Nouwen
• Love is broad; if you love someone, you love all things, not just their beauty. Love is narrow; you love one and only one, compared to them, no one matters. -A. Braxton
• It isn't possible to love and part...You can transmutate love, ignore it, muddle it, but you can never pull it out of you. I know from experience that the poets are right: love is eternal. -E M Forester
• Just as the wind dances in my hair, as the ocean massages my thoughts, as the sun blankets me in happiness & as the earth travels with me across universal challenges, so all the elements of ur luv fill my life
• We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. -Tom Robbins
• Tomorrow is Saint Valentine’s day,
All in the morning betime,
And I a maid at your window,
To be your Valentine. -*William Shakespeare
• The supreme happiness of life is the conviction of being loved for yourself, or more correctly, being loved in spite of yourself. -Victor Hugo
• Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in the recognition. -Alexander Smith
• In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing. -Mignon McLaughlin
• Each moment of a happy lover's hour is worth an age of dull and common life. -Aphra Behn
• In real love you want the other person's good. In romantic love you want the other person. -Margaret Anderson
• I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love. -Mother Teresa
• Doubt that the stars are fire, doubt that the sun doth move, doubt truth to be a liar, but never doubt I love. -William Shakespeare
• The reduction of the universe to a single being, the expansion of a single being even to God, this is love. -Victor Hugo
• If you have it [love], you don't need to have anything else. If you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have. -Sir James M. Barrie
• The only thing we never get enough of is love; and the only thing we never give enough of is love. -Henry Miller
• Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you enough chance to love you enough. -Dinah Shore
• To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage. -Lao Tzu
• You will find as you look back upon your life that the moments when you have truly lived, are the moments when you have done things in the spirit of love. -Henry Drummond
• Joy is the experience of knowing that you are unconditionally loved and that nothing--sickness, failure, emotional distress, oppression, war, or even death--can take that love away. -Henri Nouwen
• Love is broad; if you love someone, you love all things, not just their beauty. Love is narrow; you love one and only one, compared to them, no one matters. -A. Braxton
• It isn't possible to love and part...You can transmutate love, ignore it, muddle it, but you can never pull it out of you. I know from experience that the poets are right: love is eternal. -E M Forester
• Just as the wind dances in my hair, as the ocean massages my thoughts, as the sun blankets me in happiness & as the earth travels with me across universal challenges, so all the elements of ur luv fill my life
• We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. -Tom Robbins
• Tomorrow is Saint Valentine’s day,
All in the morning betime,
And I a maid at your window,
To be your Valentine. -*William Shakespeare
• The supreme happiness of life is the conviction of being loved for yourself, or more correctly, being loved in spite of yourself. -Victor Hugo
• Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in the recognition. -Alexander Smith
• In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing. -Mignon McLaughlin
• Each moment of a happy lover's hour is worth an age of dull and common life. -Aphra Behn
• In real love you want the other person's good. In romantic love you want the other person. -Margaret Anderson
• I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love. -Mother Teresa
• Doubt that the stars are fire, doubt that the sun doth move, doubt truth to be a liar, but never doubt I love. -William Shakespeare
Love v/s Marriage
Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.
Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.
Marriage is a take home packet.
Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.
Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.
Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early.
Love is a romantic drive.
Marriage is arrive on tops curvy tarmac.
Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.
Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.
Tv has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.
Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is “Don’t you think you’ve had enough!”
Conclusion: “Love is blind , Marriage is an eye opener!”
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.
Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.
Marriage is a take home packet.
Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.
Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.
Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early.
Love is a romantic drive.
Marriage is arrive on tops curvy tarmac.
Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.
Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.
Tv has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.
Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is “Don’t you think you’ve had enough!”
Conclusion: “Love is blind , Marriage is an eye opener!”
Amazing Love Story!!!
This is the story of two people Nick and time. They were strangers working in the same office but have never interacted with each other. They were gods two creations who were of two different castes. Nick was working there as a manager of the department of Online Marketing and time was working as a writer in the content department. Both talented but different personalities. One day so as the destiny had to bring them together. There was a small writeup to be written for which he needed help. So he sent a formal mail stating the work and the deadlinee. Hoping that the work shall be done and wanted to just convey the message across about any further clarification needed on the same. Nick called Time and spoke to her. Time being those street smart guls with a good conversation skills answered to the questions properly but as their first conversation had to be memorable they were on a small disagreement over the deadline issue. The deadline given by Nick to Time was 2 days to which she complaint saying that we have other work also. Let me tell you one quality about Time she does not leave a single opportunity taunting at the opposite person. This infuriated Nick also at that point but logically speaking it was right because you should have asked the team who would be doing that work before finalising it with the client. Nick spoke to the client and got the timeline issue sorted. Next was communicating with Time and asking her to get the work done with new timeline. Nic thought talking again wid that gul but he had to so he spoke to Time and communicated it to her. This was how they started their conversation on a bitter note not knowing what is gonna follow next. The project was executed and the client liked the work and so did I (Even though I had done some corrections before releasing the same) So I wanted to appreciate the work so I thot I shall call her as well as send my appreciations in the mail. Also there was some other work that Nick wanted to discuss with Time. So he called her and spoke to her. They exchanged a few pleasantaries and also asked about their health now the conversation started to increase at which Nick thought that why not get her Gtalk ID (as Yahoo messengers were not allowed in the office). he called her again and asked her Gtalk Id which Time gave immediatedly. This was the beginning of one of the many talks between the two. Next day onwards chatting on Gtalk became a regular affair. Day in day out they started to talk casually about the day and what they were doing. You know those general talks that most lovers do in the initial stages. What have you been doing the whole day and what is it that you are planning? How is your dog and how is your cat? With all these daily talks over the chat and over the call the mobile bill rose to about 2500 from a meagre 300. This was the first indication that they had started liking each other but still they had not commited that infront of each other. Will they propose each other.Rest of the story next time.............................Do keep checking this blog for more.
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