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Management Lesson

2008-03-11T22:49:00.003-07:00

A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee...
On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone:
"Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!"
The voice from the other side responded:
"You fool; you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?"
"No" replied the trainee.
"It's the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!"
The trainee shouted back: "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT?"
"No!" replied the Managing Director angrily.
"Thank God!" replied the trainee and put down the phone

2008-03-11T22:49:00.001-07:00

Maria Gudelis Journey

2008-03-11T22:16:00.000-07:00

Maria Gudelis is the best girl that I have ever met. I was in the second class compartment when Maria Gudelis bumped me and the moment I saw her I was speechless. At the first instance I thought Maria Gudelis was an extremely arrogant girl who was forcibly asked to stay on this compartment but later I realized she was angry on some other issue. The issue was not so big to be blown out of proportion. Actually on the chart her name was mentioned wrongly as “Maria Gudelis” and not “Maria Gudelis”. This was the reason why she was angry and upset and was spitting venom on other fellow passengers. Well this was just my initial description about this 5’6” 36-24-36 perfect blonde called Maria Gudelis. I came to know her name on the course of the journey. Fortunately we were in the same compartment. I thought God I will have to now bear her grunts the entire journey. But she had cooled down by then and I was also busy with my travel routine of reading books and listening to the ipod which I always carry.

It was a 12 hour journey from California to Dallas and music was my best companion. I don’t like to read books. So I was at my music. I had got a window seat and Maria Gudelis was right in front of me. She was arranging her luggage and while I was glazing her she noticed that but did not react to it. I was very much fascinated by her cute looks. Ok let me describe to you Maria Gudelis face she was a fair girl with dark brown eyes and a million dollar smile. She had pimples on both her cheeks which made her look even more beautiful. She also had a small mole on her lower lip which was just outstanding. I was glazing her beauty and was quite speechless. There was kind of silence in the entire corridor and in our compartment especially. I was once again back to my reading and she had just settled down on her seat.

One wave and Maria Gudelis hair all on her beautiful face. While removing those hairs from her face she wickedly smiled at me. This was an indication that she wasn’t irritated with me. I suddenly gained courage and I asked her name. She told me Maria Gudelis and that was the start of what I would call a dream journey for me. Maria Gudelis and myself we chatted the entire night. She told me about her professional life and how did she end up in this place with her relatives. She is a native of Arizona and was to her aunt’s place on a weekend trip and that is how Maria Gudelis was asked to join. Initially she would not get a leave as she was also studying part time. I was impressed with the way she spoke and put herself across.

Maria Gudelis was a know ledged girl and she was just the kind of a girl who would be perfect in the role of soul mate but the problem is how do I put this across. Maria Gudelis was a very vocal female and she was talking about herself not letting me put down what I wanted to but at the same time I felt she wanted to speak to me about many a things but was a bit scared and was just talking non sense to cover up some things. We were almost talking up till midnight and we did not even come to know about the time. It was when all the lights had gone dim that we realized we were late. But we were sought of liking each others company and agreed to talk for some more time. It was then my turn to speak and I told Maria Gudelis about my life and she was passionately listening. The moment I told her that I was single there was a sparkle in her eyes.

The remaining part of the story in my next post…………….

Maria Gudelis

2008-03-11T22:15:00.000-07:00

Name - Maria Gudelis
Father’s Name – Ramlal Gudelis
Mother’s Name – Tara Gudelis

Birth Date: September 21, 1980
Birth Place: Mumbai, India
Height: 5' 5

Maria Gudelis Favourite Actress is in the Pic.

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Because the real estate industry is becoming more sophisticated and challenging every day, you need a professional that understands the industry and is positioned to stay ahead of the game.

Maria Gudelis will go the extra mile to help you achieve your goals. That's why I constantly research the market and property values so your home is priced effectively from day one. I also make sure the public knows your home is for sale by using innovative advertising and marketing techniques to attract potential buyers.

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Some Humurous designs

2008-03-09T22:34:00.000-07:00

Sign over a Gynecologist' s Office:
'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.'
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In a Podiatrist's office:
'Time wounds all heels.'
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On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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At a Proctologist' s door:
'To expedite your visit please back in.'
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On a Plumber's truck:
'We repair what your husband fixed.'
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On another Plumber's truck:
'Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber..'
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On a Church's Billboard:
'7 days without God makes one weak.'
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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
'Invite us to your next blowout.'
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At a Towing company:
'We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.'
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On an Electrician' s truck:
'Let us remove your shorts.'
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In a Nonsmoking Area:
'If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.'
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On a Maternity Room door:
'Push. Push. Push.'
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At an Optometrist' s Office:
'If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.'
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On a Taxidermist' s window:
'We really know our stuff.'
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On a Fence:
'Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!'
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At a Car Dealership:
'The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.'
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Outside a Muffler Shop:
'No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.' ************ ********* *****
In a Veterinarian' s waiting room:
'Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!'
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At the Electric Company
'We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be.'
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In a Restaurant window:
'Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up.'
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
'Drive carefully. We'll wait.'
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At a Propane Filling Station:
'Thank heaven for little grills.'
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And don't forget the sign at a
Chicago Radiator Shop:

'Best place in town to take a leak.'

INSTALLING A HUSBAND

2008-03-09T22:30:00.000-07:00

INSTALLING A HUSBAND

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance - particularly
in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as F.A.CUP 5.0, The Ashes 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail!
What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate

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Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Please enter the command: 'http: I Thought You Loved Me.html'
and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0
update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.

Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO

NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).

Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,

Tech Support

Lesson for the day

2008-03-02T20:45:00.001-08:00

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his Customer,
"This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

The barber puts a five rupee coin in one hand and two one rupee coins(1+1=2) in the other, then calls the boy over and asks,
"Which do you want, son?"

The boy takes the two one rupee coins and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of
the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question?
Why did you take two one rupee coins instead of five rupee coin?"

The boy licked his cone and replied,

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"Because THE DAY I TAKE THE FIVE RUPEE COIN, THE GAME IS OVER
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Moral: When you think the other person is dumb, you are making a fool of yourself

A-Z of life

2008-03-02T20:43:00.000-08:00

A--Accept
Accept others for who they are and for the choices they've made even if you have difficulty understanding their beliefs, motives, or actions.

B--Break Away
Break away from everything that stands in the way of what you hope to accomplish with your life.

C--Create
Create a family of friends whom you can share your hopes, dreams, sorrows, and happiness with.

D--Decide
Decide that you'll be successful and happy come what may, and good things will find you. The roadblocks are only minor obstacles along the way.

E--Explore
Explore and experiment. The world has much to offer, and you have much to give. And every time you try something new, you'll learn more about yourself.

F--Forgive
Forgive and forget. Grudges only weigh you down and inspire unhappiness and grief. Soar above it, and remember that everyone makes mistakes.

G--Grow
Leave the childhood monsters behind. They can no longer hurt you or stand in your way.

H--Hope
Hope for the best and never forget that anything is possible as long as you remain dedicated to the task.

I--Ignore
Ignore the negative voice inside your head. Focus instead on your goals and remember your accomplishments. Your past success is only a small inkling of what the future holds.

J--Journey
Journey to new worlds, new possibilities, by remaining open-minded. Try to learn something new every day, and you'll grow.

K--Know
Know that no matter how bad things seem, they'll always get better. The warmth of spring always follows the harshest winter.

L--Love
Let love fill your heart instead of hate. When hate is in your heart, there's room for nothing else, but when love is in your heart, there's room for endless happiness.

M--Manage
Manage your time and your expenses wisely, and you'll suffer less stress and worry. Then you'll be able to focus on the important things in life.

N--Notice
Never ignore the poor, infirm, helpless, weak, or suffering. Offer your assistance when possible, and always your kindness and understanding.

O--Open
Open your eyes and take in all the beauty around you. Even during the worst of times, there's still much to be thankful for.

P--Play
Never forget to have fun along the way. Success means nothing without happiness.

Q--Question
Ask many questions, because you're here to learn.
R--Relax
Refuse to let worry and stress rule your life, and remember that things always have a way of working out in the end.

S--Share
Share your talent, skills, knowledge, and time with others. Everything that you invest in others will return to you many times over.

T--Try
Even when your dreams seem impossible to reach, try anyway. You'll be amazed by what you can accomplish.

U--Use
Use your gifts to your best ability. Talent that's wasted has no value. Talent that's used will bring unexpected rewards.

V--Value
Value the friends and family members who've supported and encouraged you, and be there for them as well.

W--Work
Work hard every day to be the best person you can be, but never feel guilty if you fall short of your goals. Every sunrise offers a second chance.

X--X-Ray
Look deep inside the hearts of those around you and you'll see the goodness and beauty within.

Y--Yield
Yield to commitment. If you stay on track and remain dedicated, you'll find success at the end of the road.
Z--Zoom
Zoom to a happy place when bad memories or sorrow rears its ugly head. Let nothing interfere with your goals. Instead, focus on your abilities, your dreams, and a brighter tomorrow.

The Donkey

2008-02-27T20:58:00.001-08:00

*THE DONKEY*

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously
for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided
the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just
wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.

He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a
shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized
what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he
quieted down.

A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was
astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the
donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step
up.

As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he
would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as
the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!*

MORAL :*
Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting
out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles
is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not
stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.

Remember the five simple rules to be happy:

1. Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.
2. Free your mind from worries - Most never happen.
3. Live simply and appreciate what you have.
4. Give more.
5. Expect less

10 ways to stop all those irritating calls... Must read too good

2008-02-27T20:53:00.000-08:00

1. After the telemarketer finishes speaking, ask him/her to marry you.

2. Tell the telemarketer you are busy at the moment, and ask him/her if he/she will give you his/her home phone number so you can call him/her back.

3. Ask them to repeat everything they say, several times.

4. Tell them it is dinner time, BUT ask if they would please hold. Put them on your speaker phone while you continue to eat at your leisure. Smack your food loudly and continue with your dinner conversation.

5. Tell them that all business goes through your agent, and hand the phone to your five year old child.

6. Tell them you are hard of hearing and that they need to speak up...louder. ..louder. ..louder!

7. Tell them to speak very slowly because you want to write every word down.

8. If they start out with, "How are you today?", say "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems.... ........"

9. Cry out in surprise, "Helen, is that you? I've been hoping you'd call! How is the family?" When they insist they are not Helen, tell them to stop joking. This works especially well if the telemarketer is really MALE.

10. Tell the HSBC call center guy to call on your office number. - and give him the ICICI call center number.

Dating Process

2008-02-27T20:52:00.001-08:00

Dating process . . .

Dating process:
6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.
6 months : Of course I love U.
6 years : GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose?

Back from Work:
6 weeks : Honey, I'm home.
6 months : BACK!!
6 years : What did your mom cook for us today??

Gifts:
6 weeks : Honey, I really hope you liked the ring.
6 months : I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living room.
6 years : Here's the money. Buy yourself something.

Phone Ringing:
6 weeks : Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
6 months : Here, for you.
6 years : PHONE RINGING.

Cooking:
6 weeks : I never knew food could taste so good!
6 months : What are we having for dinner tonight?
6 years : AGAIN!!!!

Apology:
6 weeks : Honey muffin, don't you worry, Ill never hold this against you.
6 months : Watch out! Don't do it again.
6 years : What's not to understand about what I just said??

New Dress:
6 weeks : Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress.
6 months : You bought a new dress again???
6 years : How much did THAT cost me?

Planning for Vacations:
6 weeks : How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound??
6 months : What's so bad about going to Istanbul on a charter plane?
6 years : Travel? What's so bad about staying home???

TV:
6 weeks : Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
6 months : I like this movie.
6 years : I'm going to watch ESPN, if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself he he he . . .

Medical Lessons

2008-02-26T23:17:00.000-08:00

First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body.
They all gathered around the surgery table where upon lay a body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor:
The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body. "
"For an example", the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth.
"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and then inserting the same finger in their mouths.
When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them,
"The second most important quality is observation.
I stuck in my middle finger but sucked on my index finger.
Learn to pay attention."

God Said NO

2008-02-20T20:46:00.000-08:00

God Said NO!

I hope that you can get the effects on your computers! The words are great, but the movements of the faces add a lot...

I asked God to take away my habit.

God said, No.
It is not for me to take away, but for you to give it up.

I asked God to make my handicapped child whole.
God said, No.
His spirit is whole, his body is only temporary.

I asked God to grant me patience.
God said, No.Patience is a byproduct of tribulations; it isn't granted, it is learned.

I asked God to give me happiness.

God said, No.I give you blessings; Happiness is up to you.
I asked God to spare me pain.

God said, No.Suffering draws you apart from worldly cares and brings you closer to me.

I asked God to make my spirit grow.
God said, No.You must grow on your own, but I will prune you to make you fruitful.

I asked God for all things that I might enjoy life.
God said, No.
I will give you life, so that you may enjoy all things.

I asked God to help me LOVE others, as much as He loves me.
God said...Ahhhh, finally you have the idea.

If you love God, send this to ten people and back to the person that sent it.

THIS DAY IS YOURS DON'T THROW IT AWAY

May God Bless You

Discovery !

2008-02-20T02:52:00.000-08:00

Mutual Dependent Discoveries

Man discovered weapons, invented hunting.
Woman discovered hunting, invented furs.

Man discovered colors, invented painting.
Woman discovered painting, Invented make-up.

Man discovered speech, invented conversation.
Woman discovered conversation, invented gossip.

Man discovered agriculture, invented food.
Woman discovered food, invented diet.

Man discovered friendship, invented love.
Woman discovered love, invented marriage,

Man discovered trade, invented money.
Woman discovered money, man has never recovered

Why Newton Commited Suicide??????

2008-02-20T02:43:00.000-08:00

Here is the reason. Why Newton Committed Suicide.....

Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.

In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes

1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajanikanth!

2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters.

Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife.

Guess, what he does?

He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.

3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah? not even in your remotest imaginations.

He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun.

Bang... the gangster dies...

This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last time, and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't changed. Oops, not so fast!

The 'climax' finally arrives.

Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax.

( Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible?)

Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.

Newton commits suicide...

Deadly PJ.....................

2008-02-15T21:14:00.000-08:00

Ek aadmi ke pass ek kauwa(CROW) tha ……….wo bahut hi naram mulayam tha …….
To woh aadmi uska naam kya rakhega ???

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A) MICROSOFT ( My- Crow – Soft )

True Friendship - None of that Sissy Crap !!!

2008-02-15T21:01:00.000-08:00

Are you tired of those sissy "friendship"poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card - just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask! "Because you are my friend"!

Safe Valentine's day

2008-02-14T01:36:00.000-08:00

Prevention is better than Cure

Cheerful Valentine Day

Why students fail in exam...?

2008-02-14T01:31:00.000-08:00

ess jaya <jeyasuccess@yahoo.com>, kalai <mkalaishivani@yahoo.com>,
Kannan <akannan@maxis.com.my>, kavitha kavitha <kavysh@yahoo.com>,
Nazlin <nazlin_msg@yahoo.com>, ell saripah <ell_yanaa@yahoo.com>,
cheah wengsang <cheahws78@yahoo.com>

It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY has 365' days.

Typical academic year for a student:

1. Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. Days left 313.

2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.Days left 263.

3. 8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE. Days left 141.

4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days. Days left 126.

5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing)-means 30days. Days left 96.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days. Days left 81.

7. Exam days- per year at least 35 days. Days left 46.

8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days.

9. For sickness- at least 3 days. Remaining days=3.

10. Movies and functions - at least 2 days. 1 day left.

11. That 1 day is your birthday.
How can you study on that day??????!!!!!!!!!!

Balance = 0

" Then h ow can a student pass ??"

Roshesh Kee kavitayein

2008-02-12T21:34:00.000-08:00

I am not too sure if most of you must be aware of the serial ‘Sarabhai v/s Sarabhai’. For those who are not aware of the serial it comes on Star One at around 10.00 in the night. There is this character Roshesh and he is just too funny. These are some of his Kavita’s (poems) which are just too hilarious. Please read each of them separately and carefully.

"momaa ka purse jaise hospital ki pyaari si koi nurse

purse mein rakha tissue paper karta hai paseene ka ilaaj

aur lipstick ho jaise bhookhe honton ka anaaj

momaa ke purse ka hai makhmali sa sparsh

momaa ka purse

momaa ka purse "

"Khatar khun khatar khun khatar khun

Sun mere dil ki dhun (Apparently Rosesh is comparing his heart to a car which has broken down)Tere pyaar ki oiling mil gayi isey

Toh khatar khun ka ho jaayega gun gun "

"In the living room of Sarabhai's.........

Hogi Saahil Bhai ki sagaai...........

Agley mahiney...........

Priya Bhabhi phuli na samaai

Yeah Yeah Yeah............... "

"Tum bin jaise mai raaste ka andha bhikhari

thodi blessings daan me de do

thodi mamta tumhari

momma ho momma ha... "

"Ek Common Man Ko Mili He Pari

Jese Chiku Ke saath Ho Strawberry

Aage Aage Mummy Aur Piche Piche Daddy

Jaise Ho Tom And Jerry "

"ghanan ghanan ghanan ghanan

badalo se aaye pehla soorya kiran

datton ke liye danta manjan

aur pet ke liye kaayam chooran "

"hawa mein hain khushi ki aroma

jeet gayi momma,jeet gayi momma

say hi to happiness n tata to trauma

jeet gayi momma,jeet gayi momma "

"lagul lagul lagul lagul

laal laal lagul lagul JELLY

jelly ke cabre dancer jaise shareer mein chhupi hai

anjaani ankahee paheli

jelly hai moma ka mann

narm mulayam meetha

pasand hai ise har koi

sangeeta rita mita aneeta

jelly giri zameen par

to awaaz aayi PLUP PLUP!

baccha usme haath maare

to sunai deti hai THUP THUP!

jelly par kabhi fungus na lage

uska swaad kabhi bhankas na lage

agar bachani hai hume hamari

country...

TO JELLY KO BANANA HOGA HAMARA PRADHAN MANTRI!!"

"tumhe samjhe toh mujhe bhi samjhana, kyu hai mera jeevan itna khokla,jaise koi basi aur sada hua khaman dhokla.... "

"asman mein uud raha hai kabutar ....

Aasman mein uud raha hai kabutar ....

FLUTTER ..... FLUTTER..... FLUTTER...... "

"Popat Kaka ki atma ka Popat ud gaya ud gaya ud gaya rey..

Shristey k sajjan haath se popat jud gaya jud gaya jud gaya rey..(Popat is name of his kaka who had expired)"

"humpty dumpty sat on the 'gadi'

gadi pe betha tabhi aa gayi dadi

dadi ne kaha aaja mere paas

kyuni gadi pe bethna is just so middle class."

Gazab kee Shayari

2008-02-12T21:33:00.000-08:00

Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya

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aasman mein char tare
aasman mein char tare
do tumhare do hamare

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Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Tan ki shakti, manki shakti, Bournvita
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Tu ne mere man se khela,
Tu ne mere tan se khela,
Tu ne mere dil se khela,
Tu ne mere Dhan se khela,
Tu ne mere man, tan, dil aur dhan se khela,
.....
Well Played, Well Played (Wah, Wah..)

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Bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara, bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara
abbbbe oyeee phir kya hua
Bakri ne bhi bakre Ko seeng maar diya

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Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge..
Agar wo aa jayegi mere jindgi me,
To Reliance ki kasam DELHI me bhi Tajmahal bana denge..

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Zindagi ki raah mushkil hain to kiya huaa.
Thoda sa tum chalo,thoda sa main...phir Rikshaa kar lenge..

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Dil ke arman ansuo me beh gaye,
Hum gali me the gali me reh gaye...
Light chali gayi,
Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye....

Brain Teasers are all here

2008-02-10T22:07:00.000-08:00

Brain teasers for you:
1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him . But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
3. There are two plastic jugs filled with water . How could you put all of this water into a barrel, without using the jugs or any dividers, and still tell which water came from which jug ?
4. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away ?
5. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday ?
6. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out.

For Answers to all the above Brain Teasers ---------- Scroll Down

Answers:

1. The third . Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.
2. The woman was a photographer. . She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.
3. Freeze them first. Take them out of the jugs and put the ice in the barrel. You will be able to tell which water came from which jug.
4. The answer is Charcoal.
5. Sure you can: Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow!
6. The letter "e" , which is the most common letter in the English language, does not appear once in the long paragraph... .

This is terrific........................

2008-02-10T22:04:00.001-08:00

There was a Sardarji who was down on his luck.
In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a
kid and hold him for ransom.He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree,
and told him, "I've kidnapped you."Sardarji then wrote a note saying:"I've kidnapped your kid.Tomorrow morning, put Rs.2,00,000 in a paper bag and put it beneath the mango tree on the north side of the city playground".
Signed: "A Sardarji".Sardarji then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents ... :-) The next morning the Sardarji checked, and sure enough a paper bag was kept beneath the mango tree.The boy was sitting next to the bag. Sardarji opened up the bag and found the Rs.2,00,000 in cash
with a note saying: "How can a sardarji do this to a fellow Sardarji? Take the money, and Please leave my son." Signed: Another Sardarji ... :-))

Valentine Day Tips

2008-02-10T22:00:00.001-08:00

Some important step for coming Valentine Day

Follow strictlythe below mentioned steps and success is guaranteed:

Choose the girl you want to propose on the D-day.

Pick a rose

Spot the girl

Stand in front of her

Give her the rose

Hug her tightlllyyyyy

If she doesn't resist. Battle won, the girl is yours!!

If she resists and stare at you angrily, immediately leave her and start clapping and shouting

'Didi Darr Gayi, Didi Darr Gayi!!!'

Funny Shayaris

2007-11-01T04:59:00.000-07:00

HUM JAANTE HAIN BHAI

Kyon chalti hai pawan, BECAUSE OF EVAPORATION.
Kyon jhoome hai gagan, BECAUSE OF EARTH'S REVOLUTION.
Kyon machalta hai man, BECAUSE OF EXCESSIVE RESPIRATION
Na tum jano na hum, BUT I JUST GAVE ALL THE REASONS!

Kyon aati hai bahaar, BEACAUSE OF A CHANGE IN SEASON.
Kyon lutta hai karaar, BECAUSE OF MENTAL TENSION.
Kyon hota hai pyaar, BECAUSE OF OPPOSITE ATTRACTION.
Na tum jano na hum, LIKE I SAID! THESE R ALL SCIENTIFIC PHENOMENON!

Kyon gum hai har disha, BECAUSE YOU HAVE A POOR SENSE OF DIRECTION.
Kyon hota hai nasha, BECAUSE OF DRUG ADDICTION.
Kyon aata hai maaza, BUT SCIENCE GIVES ALL DA INFORMATION.
Na tum jano na hum!!! I DID MY BEST TO EXPLAIN....!

Asman ko neend aye to sulaau kahan,dharti ko maut aye to dafnao kahan, Sagar men lehar aye to chupao kahan,jab teri yaad aye to jau kahan!!!

Kitna bebas he insan kismat ke aage,Kitne dur he sapne hakikat ke aage,Koi ruki hui dhadkan se puchhe, Kitna tadpta hai dil MOHABBAT ke aage.

Who raate kuchha or hogi.Who baate kuchha or hogi.Unke aane ke bad who mulakaten kuchha or hogi.

Jo teer bhi atahe khali nahi jata mayush mere Dar se savali nahi jata kantehi kiya karte he phoolo ki hifazat . Phoolo ko bachane Mali nahi jata.

Aankho ko aankho ka pata na hota agar..!Dil ko dard ka ehsaas na hota agar..!Kitna hasin hota zindagi ka ye safar..! Milkar yun bichhadna na hota .

Jåän häi mujkò zindgi se pyari, jaan ke liye kar du kurban yari, jaan ke liye tod do dosti tumari, Ab tumse kya chhupana dost, Tum hi to ho JAAN hamari.

BAHOT RONA PADA HAME APKO HASANE KE VASTE. HUM KHUD HI JAL GAYE EK CHIRAG JALANE KE VASTE.,

Sham ki tanhai me kho na jana, Kisi ki masti me doob na jana,Milegi zarur kal manzil tumhe,Apni manzil ko pa kar ko bhul na jana.

Zulfon KoF_IL_ K_r,J_b KoiMehboob_..K_b_r P_rRoti H_I,T_b MehshoosHot_ H_I Ke..Mout Bhi....Kitni H_seenHoti H_I.

....Aänkho ki Awääz kuch Aur hoti häi,sänso ki Aäg kuch Aur hoti hai,...kaun chahta hai,Apnose bichadana majburi yo ki baat kuch aur hoti häi...

Sabhi Nagme Saaz me Gaye nahi Jaate,sabhi log Mahafil me Bulaye nahi jaate,Kuch Paas Raha ker bhi Yaad nahi Aate, kuch dur raha ker bhi Bhulaye nahi jaate.....

Jan me ROSEFeb me PROPOSEMarch me GIFTApril me LIFTMay meCHATINGJune me DATINGJuly me MIS U Aug meKIS U Sep me ANGER Oct me DANGER Nov me LEFT Dec me NEXT

Har bat se inkar nahi hota Har raste par intazar nahi hota you to najar milti hai sabse lekin har chahere se pyar nahi hota..!

Dil tod diya mera, chita bhi jala dena, kafan na mile to duppata odha dena, koi puche ke rog kya tha, to NAZAR JUKA KAR MOHABBAT BATA DENA,!

Dard gairo ko sunane ki jarurat kya he, Apne sath auro ko rulane ki jarurat kya he, Waqt yuhi kam he mohabat ke liye, ruthkar Waqt gawane ki jarurat Ana tha.!

Sirf yaadon ka silsila reh gaya,khuda Jane unse hamara kya rishta reh gaya,ek chand chup gaya Jane kahan,ek sitara use dhundta reh gaya

Sapne to sirf sapne hote hai,apne to phir bhi apne hote hai,tum chaho to sapno ko apna banao,magar apno ko kabhi sapna mat banao...!

DOSTI KE NAM PE DIWANE CHALE AATE HAI.SHAMA KE PICHE PARWANE CHALE AATE HAI. TUMHE YAAD NA AAYEE KHAIR.Aana meri MAUT PAR. Us DIN TO BEGANE BHI CHALE AATana tha.!

Zamana gujar gaya hatho ko milaye huye. Muddat ho gayi nazaro ko milaye huye. Din.Rat nikal gaye yado me khoye huve.Ab kab samne aaoge yaar muskurte huye.?

Jokes

2007-11-01T04:57:00.000-07:00

Everyone is raving about the all-new Yahoo! Mail beta.
A Gujju, a Bhaiyya and a Bihari & Malayali died and were facing Yama.

Yama asked them if they wanted some facilities & told Chitragupt to decide on their accommodation.

The Gujju said : "Hey Yambhai, aa marathi loko toh mane shaanti thi jeeva nathi deta. Maari dukaan fodi naakhi. Aa marathi loko ekdum junglee chhe. Mane maari baaju maa marathi maanas nathi joto."

The UP wala said : "Theek kaha gujjubhai ne. Shriman Yam, in marathi logo ne to hamara jeena hi mushkil kar diya hai....eemaan se! Arre, meri dukaan ka board bhi kala kar diya. Kahat rahi ki dukaan ka naam marathi bhasha mein hona chaahiye. Ab ee bhi koi baat hui kya?

Mujhe bhi mere baaju mein marathi aadmi nahi chaahiye." The Bihari said : "Yeh dono sajjan aadmi theek kahat hain. Arre main thode din pehle railway ki pariksa dene mumbai gaya tha.

Raam Lalla ki sougandh, in marathi logun ne humka bahut hi peeta. Hamaar haddi pasli ek kardi. Aisa junglee marathi humka hamaar saath naahi chaahiye."

The Malayali said : " Merego bhi meraathi admi nahin mengdai behut bereshaan kerdai yeh.. Kuch kaam kerne ko nahi aata phir bhi hoshiyari maarke kaheta hai ki tumko hemara mumbai se nikal dega.

Yama turns to Chitragupt : "Aayla Chitrya, ya saglyanchya files majhyakade gheun ye re!!!
Baghto ekekala"

Read & Laugh

Three Sardarjis went for a tour to Singapore . They searched for rooms everywhere and finally got one which is in the topmost floor of a 100 floor hotel. After taking rest they started for a local visit. While leaving the hotel the manager informed them that they should reach the hotel before 10.00pm or other wise lift will not be available and they have to take the steps. They agreed and went out.

After all the entertainment in the city, they reached back late at 10.30 . Since lift is not available they decided to take the stairways, under the condition that each sardarji has to tell a story that has to last for 33 floors so that they can reach the 100th floor without much trouble. After first sardarji finished his story in 33rd floor, the third sardarji said," I have a sad story to say, but i will tell at the end only". Then second sardarji finished his story and the third finished his story and finally they reached the 100th floor. Then first sardarji asked what was the sad story. The third one said, " I forgot the room key on the manager's table".

They once again started back to the first floor and this time the second sardarji after crossing 33 floors from top said," I got a sad story, but I will also say that at the end". They finally reached the first floor and when asked about the sad story, the second sardarji said, " The keys are in my pocket only".

With anger and full tired, they once again start from the first floor. After reaching the 33rd floor, the third sardarji said, " I too have a sad story, but I will say at the end only". Then they reached the 100th floor and the second one asked the third sardarji about the sad story, he replied:

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" This is not our hotel, It is on the other side of road, opposite to this".

SMS

2007-11-01T04:54:00.000-07:00

English sms

1). If I got ur smile, I dnt need flowers,
If I got ur voice, I dnt need music,
If u speak 2 me I dont need anybody else,
If U r my friennd I dont need the world!

2). If i was a tear in ur eyes,
i would turn down your cheek
and kiss your lips
&; if u were a tear in my eyes
i would never cry 4 fear of losing
u...

3). Sweet candies are nice to eat
Sweet words are easy to say
but, sweet ppl are hard to find
OH MY GOD! how did u find me

4). Hi Moon!, Dim Your Light.
Hello Wind!, Breeze Soft.
Hi Flower!, Blossom Slowly.
Hello Earth!, Spin Gently.
Coz My Frend Is Going To Sleep. gud nyt.......

5). There r 6 Billion people around the wrld.
I dnt knw y i keep on messaging u.
Maybe bcoz.. 5,999,999,999 cant replace... a single 'YOU'.

6). The World is Round We'll meet again.
When we meet I'll ask You "How are You"
Hope You'll not ask "Who are You'!

7). Sorry

Sorry

Dont get confused,arey baba'SORRY' means
S-SOME
O-ONE'S
R-REALLY,
R-REMEMBERING
Y-YOU.

8). YOU look Sweet when
You read my SMS,
Sweeter when
You read
n Smile...
But You look
Sweetest when
You read,
Smile n
Reply.. )so try
2 look
Sweetest
always

9). Life
is only
travelled
once.
Today"s moment becomes
Tomorrow"s
Memory.
Enjoy
Every
Moment
Good or Bad
because
the gift of Life
is
LIFE itself.

10). Earth may stop Rotating
Birds may stop Flying
Candles may stop melting
Fishes may stop swimming
Heart may stop bearting
But I will never stop……
“ THINKING U ”

11). Friendship is not collection of hearts
but it is selection of hearts.
All friends are not True.
But true friends are very few,
Which includes U……

12). LOVE IS LOVE. LOVE IS U.
I LOVE LOVE. SO, I LOVE U.
PEOPLE LIVE. PEOPLE DIE.
PEOPLE LAGH. PEOPLE CRY.
SOME GIVE UP. SOME WILL TRY.
SOME SAY HI. SOME SAY BYE.
OTHERS MAY FORGET YOU.
BUT NEVER CAN I.

13). who is friend?
F-First
R-Relative
I-In
E-Every
N-New
D-Difficulty!!!

14). When i am not messaging u
it does not mean that i have forgotten u, i
am just giving u time to MISS ME!!

15). Heart can skip beat for a while.
Memories can be kept in a file
A Desert can replace the Nile
But nothing can stop a Smile
When your NAME comes on my Mobile……

Funny sms

1). aap zindagi main buhat agay jaow gay
buhat agay jaow gay...............
kiuke
app jahan bhi jawo gay sab app say
ye kahain gain
"chal bay chal agay chall"

2). aap kitnay achay hain
aap kitnay piyaray hain
app lagtay hum ko chand sitaray hain
aap hum ko jan say bhi piyaray hain
aur ek ham hain
jo kab say jhoot bolay ja rahain hain

3). Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho.
Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho.
Ab tum hi batao,
kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho ?

4). Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...

5). Yeh mat sochna ki hum bhool jayenge tuemhe,
Door rehkar bhi hamesha
chahenge tumhe,Agar Dost bankar raas na aaye to
Bhoot bankar darayenge tumhe.

6). Life without u is impossible,
u r in my breath and blood.
i cant stay for a second without u,
if u r not there i am dead oye hello i am
talking about OXYGEN
ha ha ha just joking.............

7). A study has proved that all fools use
their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try
2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!

8). I saw U on ROAD today.
U were lukin SO fine,
Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect.
My HEART started singing a Sweet Song:
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!

9). NOBODY like U,
NOBODY cares for U,
NOBODY misses U,
NOBODY wants to see U good,
NOBODY is Ur best friend,
NOBODY is happy with U...Dont cry!!!
My name is NOBODY

10). What is meant by ABCDEFG...
A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl
And GFEDCBA means...
Girl Forgets Everything Done n Catches new Boy

Hindi sms

1). phool khiltay rahain zindagi ke rah main
hasi chamakti rahay aap ki nigah main
kadam kadam per mile khushi ke bhar apko
dil deta hay bar bar yehi dua app ko

2). kuda karay keh to sab say naik serat ho
keh tere terhan tera dil bhi kubsurat ho
dua say qabal milay tujh ko jo bhi to chahhay
keh kudh dua ko teray hatoon ke zarorat ho

3). Ham tere dil mein rahenge ek yaad bankar,
Tere lab pa khilenge muskaan bankar,
Kabhi hamein apne se juda na samajhna,
Hum tere saath challenge aasmaan bankar.

4). Tumse doori ka ehsaas jab satane laga,
Tere saath guzra har lamha yaad aane laga,
Jabbhi tumhe bhulne ki koshish ki,
Ae dost tu dil ke aur paas aane laga..

5). Khayalo ko kisi aahat ki aas rahati hai,
nighao ko kisi surat ki pyas hoti hai,
tere bin kisi cheez ki kami to nahi,
magar tere SMS bin tabiyat udas rahati hai...

6). Yaad karne ke liye koi cheez chahiye,
Aap nahi to aapki taswir chahiye
per taswir aapki hamaara dil behla na sakegi,
Kyonki yeh aapki tarah muskura na sakegi....

7). Aisa lagta hai zindagi tum ho,
Ajnabi kaise ajnabi tum ho
Main zamin pe ghana andhera hun,
Aasmano ki chandni tum ho
Dosto se wafa ki ummeede,
Kis zamane ke aadmi tum ho

8). aapko bhool jau umar gujarne ki baat hai.........
aapko na ho yakeen ye aur baat hai..............
jab tak rahegi saans tab tak rahoge yaad ...........
ye saans toot jaaaye to aur baat hai..............

9). Chod diya hamara sath to koi gam nahi.
Bhul jayenge aap hume,
bhulne wale hum nahi...
Aapse mulakat na ho pai to koi baat nahi,
aapki ek yaad mulakat se kum nahi

10). Kabhi gamo se tumari mulakat na ho
udaas bethe raho aisi koi baat na ho
shiqayat ho to hume maf kar dena
fursat mile to hume yaad kar lena

11). Nakaam si koshish karte hai,
Humunse ulfat kiya karte hai.
Taqdir me ek tuta tara nahi likha,
Aur ek hum hai,
Ki Chaand ki aarzoo kiya karte hai

12). Kitna bhi chaho na bhool paoge hame,
Jitni door jaoge najdik paoge hame.
Mita sakte ho to mita do yaaden meri,
Magar kya sapno se juda kar paoge hume?

13). Bhul jane ka hosla na hoga...
Dur rehkar bhi tu juda na hoga...
Tujhse milke kisi aur se kya mile ae rehman
koi tera jaisa dusra na hoga.

14). Rishto ki ehmiyat batate hai faasle..
Magar thoda tadpate hai faasle..
Dilo me ho na duri dua karna..
Chahe yu hi rahe milo ke faasle!

15). Is patthar ki duniya mein
aksar dil tut jaya karte hai..
Ankhein bhi sambhal kar band karna mere dost,
Palko ke beech bhi aksar sapne tut jaya karte hai..

16). Aap Ye Samjhtey Hain Key Hum Ney App Ko Bhula Rakha Hai
App Nahin Jantey Key Dil Mein Chupa Rakha Hai
Dekh Na Le Apko Aankhon Mein Koi Iss Dar Sey
Palkon Ko Jhuka Rakha Hai....

17). Ae barish jara tham ke baras,
jab mera yaaar aa jaye to jam ke baras,
pehle n baras ki woh aa na sake,
phir itna baras ki wo jaa na sake..

18). Pani ka ek katra aankh se gira abhi abhi..
kya tum ne mujko yaad kiya abhi abhi..
tujh se mile zamana hua magar...
yun laga koi mujse mil k gaya abhi abhi.

19). Yaadon ki dhund me teri parchai si lagti hai,
Sannate mein gunjhti koi shehnai si lagti hai,
Tum kareeb ho to apnapan hai,
Varna seene mein sanse bhi parai si lagti hai.

20). Dil se tera khayal na jaaye to kya karu,
Tu hi bataa tu yaad aye to kya karu,
Hasrat ye hai ki ek nazar tujhe dekh lu,
Magar kismat wo lamha na laye to kya karu.

21). Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.
mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai,
jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka
is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai

22). Itni chhoti nahin dosti apni,
Kaise soch liya k kinaara aa gaya.
Lo ho gayi mobile mein roshni,
Aur SMS hamaara aa gaya....

23). Kabhi dost' kehte ho,
kabhi dua dete ho,
kabhi bewakt neend se jaga dete ho,
par jab bhi hume sms karte ho
khuda kasam khushi hi khushi dil main jaga dete ho.

24). Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,
humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
is umeed ke saath ki aayega SMS aapka,
humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hain...

25). Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

26). Dil ka Rishta hai hamara,
Dil ke kone me hai Naam tumahra,
Her yaad me hai chehra tumahra,
SMS nahi to kya hua Zindagi bhar saath nibhane ka wada hai hamara.

27). Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,
Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,
Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge.

28). Kadam Kadam pe hawaon se talukh rakhna,
Dosti ke daur mein Dosti Rakhna
Hamari yaadon ke SMS zarur aayenge,
Aap bas apna INBOX khali rakhna.

Picture sms

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see how sweet life is when u got some1 who always
remembers u...

Punjabi sms

1). Tusi Hasde o sanu hasaan vaste,
tusi ronde o sanu rovaan vaste,
ek var rus k te vekho sohneo,
Mar javange tuhanu manaan vaste ..
2). Sadi dosti vich kami kade koi aawe na,
ek duje to muh pher laeeye
rab aho jahi ghari dekhawe na,
khus reho tusi umar sari,
hanju tawadi aakh vich kade aawe na...

3). Khushi nal dil nu abaad karna,
Gam to dil nu azaad karna,
Sadi bas chhoti jahi guzarish hai,
Sanu din vich ik vaar jaroor yaad karna.

4). Pyar-Pyar kehan naal pyar nahi hunda,
Hath nu milaun naal koi yaar nahi hunda,
Unjh ta mil jande ne yaar har mor te,
Par har yaar saade jeha dildar nahi hunda.

5). Teri yaari sohneya bhula nahi sakde,
lakh chaun te v yaar tere jiha pa nahi sakde.
Manneya waqt ne thora door kar ditta,
par tere dil to door ja nahi sakde.

How to find a right candidate for Corporates

2007-11-01T03:28:00.000-07:00

How to hire the right people

Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window.

Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door.

Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation.

If they are counting the bricks.
Put them in the accounts department.

If they are recounting them..
Put them in auditing.

If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks.
Put them in engineering.

If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order.
Put them in planning.

If they are throwing the bricks at each other.
Put them in operations.

If they are sleeping.
Put them in security.

If they have broken the bricks into pieces.
Put them in information technology.

If they are sitting idle.
Put them in human resources.

If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has been moved. Put them in sales.

If they have already left for the day.
Put them in marketing.

If they are staring out of the window.
Put them on strategic planning.

And then last but not least.
If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved.

Congratulate them and put them in top management.

Love Quote

2007-11-01T02:43:00.000-07:00

• When love is your greatest weakness, you will be the strongest person in the world. -Garman Wold

• The reduction of the universe to a single being, the expansion of a single being even to God, this is love. -Victor Hugo

• If you have it [love], you don't need to have anything else. If you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have. -Sir James M. Barrie

• The only thing we never get enough of is love; and the only thing we never give enough of is love. -Henry Miller

• Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you enough chance to love you enough. -Dinah Shore

• To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage. -Lao Tzu

• You will find as you look back upon your life that the moments when you have truly lived, are the moments when you have done things in the spirit of love. -Henry Drummond

• Joy is the experience of knowing that you are unconditionally loved and that nothing--sickness, failure, emotional distress, oppression, war, or even death--can take that love away. -Henri Nouwen

• Love is broad; if you love someone, you love all things, not just their beauty. Love is narrow; you love one and only one, compared to them, no one matters. -A. Braxton

• It isn't possible to love and part...You can transmutate love, ignore it, muddle it, but you can never pull it out of you. I know from experience that the poets are right: love is eternal. -E M Forester

• Just as the wind dances in my hair, as the ocean massages my thoughts, as the sun blankets me in happiness & as the earth travels with me across universal challenges, so all the elements of ur luv fill my life

• We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. -Tom Robbins

• Tomorrow is Saint Valentine’s day,
All in the morning betime,
And I a maid at your window,
To be your Valentine. -*William Shakespeare

• The supreme happiness of life is the conviction of being loved for yourself, or more correctly, being loved in spite of yourself. -Victor Hugo

• Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in the recognition. -Alexander Smith

• In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing. -Mignon McLaughlin

• Each moment of a happy lover's hour is worth an age of dull and common life. -Aphra Behn

• In real love you want the other person's good. In romantic love you want the other person. -Margaret Anderson

• I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love. -Mother Teresa

• Doubt that the stars are fire, doubt that the sun doth move, doubt truth to be a liar, but never doubt I love. -William Shakespeare

Love v/s Marriage

2007-11-01T02:40:00.000-07:00

Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.

Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.
Marriage is a take home packet.

Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.

Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.

Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early.

Love is a romantic drive.
Marriage is arrive on tops curvy tarmac.

Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.

Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.

Tv has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is “Don’t you think you’ve had enough!”

Conclusion: “Love is blind , Marriage is an eye opener!”

Amazing Love Story!!!

2007-11-01T02:17:00.000-07:00

This is the story of two people Nick and time. They were strangers working in the same office but have never interacted with each other. They were gods two creations who were of two different castes. Nick was working there as a manager of the department of Online Marketing and time was working as a writer in the content department. Both talented but different personalities. One day so as the destiny had to bring them together. There was a small writeup to be written for which he needed help. So he sent a formal mail stating the work and the deadlinee. Hoping that the work shall be done and wanted to just convey the message across about any further clarification needed on the same. Nick called Time and spoke to her. Time being those street smart guls with a good conversation skills answered to the questions properly but as their first conversation had to be memorable they were on a small disagreement over the deadline issue. The deadline given by Nick to Time was 2 days to which she complaint saying that we have other work also. Let me tell you one quality about Time she does not leave a single opportunity taunting at the opposite person. This infuriated Nick also at that point but logically speaking it was right because you should have asked the team who would be doing that work before finalising it with the client. Nick spoke to the client and got the timeline issue sorted. Next was communicating with Time and asking her to get the work done with new timeline. Nic thought talking again wid that gul but he had to so he spoke to Time and communicated it to her. This was how they started their conversation on a bitter note not knowing what is gonna follow next. The project was executed and the client liked the work and so did I (Even though I had done some corrections before releasing the same) So I wanted to appreciate the work so I thot I shall call her as well as send my appreciations in the mail. Also there was some other work that Nick wanted to discuss with Time. So he called her and spoke to her. They exchanged a few pleasantaries and also asked about their health now the conversation started to increase at which Nick thought that why not get her Gtalk ID (as Yahoo messengers were not allowed in the office). he called her again and asked her Gtalk Id which Time gave immediatedly. This was the beginning of one of the many talks between the two. Next day onwards chatting on Gtalk became a regular affair. Day in day out they started to talk casually about the day and what they were doing. You know those general talks that most lovers do in the initial stages. What have you been doing the whole day and what is it that you are planning? How is your dog and how is your cat? With all these daily talks over the chat and over the call the mobile bill rose to about 2500 from a meagre 300. This was the first indication that they had started liking each other but still they had not commited that infront of each other. Will they propose each other.Rest of the story next time.............................Do keep checking this blog for more.

Sardar Jokes

2007-10-31T04:22:00.000-07:00

By Rahul
Sardarji aapko bus me logo ne kyu mara?
Sardarji: Are yaar mere photo bus me niche gir gaya aur mene kaha madam jara sari upper kijiye photo lena hai.....

A Sardar enters shop shouts, Where is my free gift with this oil?
Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhai saab?
Sardar : Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE.

Teacher: A for?
Sardar: Apple
Teacher: Jor se bolo?
Sardar: JAY MATA DI.

A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the
exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' . he replaced friend with father
in the essay and>it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS, SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE
FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.

A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.
Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?
Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating.......

A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil therima??"
Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap

Jokes

2007-10-31T03:51:00.000-07:00

Jokes for the Day by Rahul located in Ghatkopar, Mumbai!!

OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR NAME ?

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : TELL ME PROPERLY

CANDIDATE : MOHAN PAL SIR

OFFICER : YOUR FATHER'S NAME ?

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?

CANDIDATE : MANMOHAN PAL SIR

OFFICER : YOUR NATIVE PLACE

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : IS IT MADHYA PRADESH ?

CANDIDATE : NO, MUNNUR PAL SIR

OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION?

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : (ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT ?

CANDIDATE : MATRIC PASS

OFFICER : WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB ?

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?

CANDIDATE : MONEY PROBLEM SIR

OFFICER : DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY

CANDIDATE : MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR

OFFICER : THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : WHAT IS IT NOW

CANDIDATE : MY PERFORMANCE. ...?

OFFICER : MP !!!

CANDIDATE : WHAT IS THAT SIR..?

OFFICER : MENTALLY PUNCTURED

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Ek Gadha:- yaar mera malik mujhe bahut maarta hai.

Dusara Gadha:- to tu bhag kyu nahi jata.

Pehla Gadha:- Bhag to jata par yahan future bada bright hai ... malik ki khoobsurat beti jab shararat karti hai to malik kahta hai, "teri shadi gadhe se kar dunga...!"
bas isi ummeed me baitha hoon.

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Sharpen the brightness to enlighten your darkness

2007-10-30T00:13:00.000-07:00

Sharpen the brightness to enlighten your darkness

1. When I love you I think about two things LOVE and YOU. When I miss you I think about two things MISS and YOU and when I say I hate you I think about two things I and HATE. So what is common I and YOU.

2. When love is in the air automatically comes worry and care.

3. Pal pal yaad karta hoon tujhko,
Par khabar nahin hai tujhko,
Har chehre main dhoondta hoon tujhko,
Par tu aapna didar karate hai kisi aur ko,
Iqraar hai mujhe, pyar karta hoon tujhko,
Yakeen tha tu sirf milegi mujhko,
Par gale lagaya tune kisi aur ko,
Tuta mera khwab, chot lagi mujhko,
Phir bhi pyar karta hoon main tuhko

This post is posted by Jeinish Shah, located in Santacruz, Mumbai

Shayaris from friends

2007-10-29T21:28:00.000-07:00

Some Shayaris!!!

Palbhar mein tut jaye who kassam nahi,
Dosti mein bhool jaye woh hum nahi,
Tum bewafa bano is baat mein dum nahi,
Kyuki hamari wafa bhi kuch kum nahi.

Main deewaani hun tere nam ki
is baat se inkar nahi,
kaise kahe ki hame aapse pyar nahi,
kuch to kasoor hai aapki nazro ka,
hum akele to gunhegar nahi.

Aankhon ki zubhan wo samajh nahi pate,
Hoth magar kuch keh nahi pate,
Apni bebasi kis tarah kahe,
Koi hai jiske bina hum reh nahi pate.

Tapat Sooraj mein hoti hain
Tadapna sabko padta hain
kasoor aankhon ka hota hai
Tadapna dil ko padta hai.

Tum mujhe bhul na paoge,
Is kadar hum tumhe yaad aayenge...
Yakeen na aaye to aaine me dekhna,
Teri aankhon me hum nazar aayenge....

Zikar hua jab Khuda ki rehmaton ka,
Hamne khud ko khushnaseeb paya....
Tamanna thi ek pyare se dost ki,
Khuda khud dost bankar chala aaya....

Mehfil na hoti, nazare na hote,
yun chand ke pehlu mein sitare na hote.
Hum isliye karte hai apki parvah
kyonki dil ke karib sare nahi hote..!

Waqt guzarta raha par sanse thami si thi,
muskura rahe the hum, par ankho mein namisi thi,
sath hamare ye jahan tha sara,
par na jane kyun kisi ki kami si thi....

Duniya jise neend kehti hai,
Jaane woh kya cheez hoti hai....
Aankhe to hum bhi band karte hain,
Par woh unse milne ki tarkeeb hoti hai...

Tumsa koi doosra zameen par hua,
Toh Rab se shikayat hogi....
Ek toh jhella nahi jaata,
Doosra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!

Bekhudi Ki Zindagi Hum Jiya Nahi Karte,
Yun kisika ka Jaam Hum Piya Nahi Karte.
Unse Kehdo Mohabbat Ka Izhaar Aakar Khud Karein,
Yun Kisika Peecha Hum Nahin Kartea

EK SHABD ME KYA TARIF KARU AAPKI,
AAP SHABDDO ME KAHA SAMA PAOGE ,
BAS INTA JAANLO K JAB B BAAT CHALEGI DOSTI KI,
MERI ANKHO ME AAP HI NAZAR AAOGE

Aapko Lagta Hai Ke Hume Aapko Bhula Rakha Hai
Aap Nahi Jaante Dil Mein Kahi Chupa Rakha Hai
Dekh Na Le In Aankhon Me Aapko Koi
Isliye Palko Ko Bhi Chupa Rakha Hai

Ye aaine se akele main guftagu kya hai
jo main nahin to phir ye tere rubaru kya hai
isi omeed pe kaati hai zindagi main ne
woh kaash puchte mujh se ke aarzo kya hai

Is dil say tere yaad bhulai nahin jati
Yeh pyar ki daulat hai lutai nahin jati
Is dil say kesay tumhain bhulaoun main
Har roz toh yeh duniya basai nahin jati

Har pal ne kaha ek pal se,
Pal bhar ke liye aap mere samne aa jao,
Pal bhar ka saath kuch aisa ho,
Ki har pal tum hi yaad aao....

Nazar to mila sake,
Per zaban ko hila na sake,
Laakh chaha humne,
Phir bhi tum ko bhula na sake....

Ishq Ne Insan Ko Kya Se Kya Bana Diya ,
Kisiko Kavi To Kisiko Kangal Bana Diya,
Do Fulo Ka Boj Na Uthane Vaali Mumtaj
Ki Yaad Main Shahjaha Ne Taaj Mahel Bana Diya.

Har nazar ko ek nazar ki talash Hai ,
Har dil mein chupa ek ehsaas hai,
Aap se pyaar yuhi nahi ki humnein,
Kya kare hamari pasand hi kuch khaas hai.

Love is not something that happens on first sight,
It happens when you start knowing each other,
And it turn ending up needing each other,
For every feeling,for every thought and for every moment.

Agar jindagi mein judai na hoti,
Toh kabhi kisi ki yaad aati na hoti,
Sath gujara hota har lamha,
Toh sayad risto mein itani gahrai na hoti.

Barish ke paani ko apne haathon mein samet lo.
Jitna aap samet paaye utna aap humein chahte hai
Aur jitna na samet paye utna hum aap ko chahte hai.

Dil ki nazuk dhadkano ko
Mere sanam tumne dhadkana sikha diya
Jab se mila hai tera pyaar dil ko
Gham main bhi muskurana sikha diya.

Na to yaado ko yaad rakhte hai
Na hi sapno ko saath rakhte hai
Hum to buss unko yaad rakte hai
Jo hamein dil ke pass rakhte hai.

Dil ki nazuk dhadkano ko
Mere sanam tumne dhadkana sikha diya
Jab se mila hai tera pyaar dil ko
Gham ne bhi muskurana sikha diya.

Haste rahen aap hazaron ke beech mein,
Jaise haste hein phool baharon ke beech mein,
Roshan ho aap duniya mein iss tarah,
Jaise hota hai chand sitaron ke beech mein.

Kabhi hasata hai pyaar,
Kabhi rulata hai pyaar,
Har pal ki yaad dilata hai yeh pyaar,
Chaho ya na chaho,
Par aapke hone ka ehsaas dilata hai yeh pyaar.

Apne dard-E-dil ka hamdard hame hi paaogey,
In tanhaiyon mein saath hame hi paaogey,
Door hain tum say to kya huwa,
In dooriyon mein sabse kareeb hame hi paaogey.

Aakhen kholu to chehra tumhara ho,
Band karu to sapna tumhara ho,
Maar bhi jau to koi gam nahi,
Agar kafan ke badle achal tumhara ho

Tum khafa hogaye to koi khushi na rahegi,
Tere bina chirago mein roshni na rahegi,
Kya kahe kya guzregi dil par,
Zinda to rahenge par zindagi na rahegi.

Mohabbat tau aik majboori hai
abhi tuk hum dono kay beech kyun itni doori hai
isi liye yeh abhi bhi adhoori hai
yehi meri aik choti si love story hai

Some of the Inspiring Quotes which tell not to give up in life so you can learn something from these Quotes!!!!

1) Never expect things to happen.. struggle and make them happen. never expect yourself to be given a good value create a value of your own

2) If a drop of water falls in lake there is no identity. But if it falls on a leaf of lotus it shine like a pearl.so choose the best place where you would shine..

3) Falling down is not defeat... defeat is when your refuse to get up...

4) Sh ip is always safe at shore... but is is not built for it

5) When your successful your well wishers know who you are when you are unsuccessful you know who your well wishers are

6) It is great confidence in a friend to tell him your faults; greater to tell him/her

7) "To the world you might be one person, but to one person you just might be the world

8) "Even the word 'IMPOSSIBLE' says 'I M POSSIBLE' "

9) Effort is important, but knowing where to make an effort in your life makes all the difference.

May ALLAH / God Bless You All,

Never take some one for granted,Hold every person Close to your Heart because you might wake up one day and realise that you have lost a diamond while you were too busy collecting stones."

Remember this always in life.

This was posted by myself Kunal Shah, India

Bebas kar diya tere chehre ne,
Ki ab tho chaand bhi kabool nahin.
Tadap uthnege teri har faaslon par,
Bin tere ab koi din humein maqbool nahin.

Ae nazneen, ab tujhe kaise aitbaar dilaoon,
Magar meri fitrat mein bewafaai nahin.
Teri khamoshi se kabhi justuju kara de,
Kasam se...Tujhe chod fir koi aur khwaish nahin.

Kitni bhi rooth jaayein yeh zamaana,
Teri narazgi humein manzoor nahin.
Tujhe manane har-had par karenge,
Magar tera ek aanso bhi humein gawara nahin.

Aao saath me duniya ko bant le, *
*Samundar aapka lehre hamari. *
*Aasman aapka sitare hamare, *
*Suraj aapka roshni hamari. *
*Chalo aisa kare Sub kuch aapka *
*aur aap hamare. *

*Ashiq pagal ho jate hai pyar me, *
*baki kasr puri ho jati hai intezar me. *
*Magar ye dilruba nahi samajti, *
*golgape khati firti hai baazar me. *

*PHOOL Khil Kar UDAS Hai, *
*SAMANDAR Ko Aaj Pani Ki Pyas Hai. *
*EK Bar Aap MUSKURA Do, *
*Kyunki KHUDA Ko DUNIYA Ki *
*SABSE 'KHUBSURAT' HASI Ki TALASH HAI. *

*Kbhi sochte h ek GULAB bhej de, *
*Kbhi chahte h pura BAAG bhej de. *
*Jja Rhe ho agar Aap sone ko to Dil krta hai *
*Apki PALKO me ek PYARA SA KHWAB bhej de. *
*Gud Nite*
*Mithi-2 yaado ko palko me saja lena, *
*saath gujre palo ko dil me basa lena. *
*Najar na aye hum hakikat me agar, *
*to muskruake hame sapno me bula lena. *
Asman ko neend aye to sulaau kahan,dharti ko maut aye to dafnao kahan, Sagar men lehar aye to chupao kahan,jab teri yaad aye to jau kahan!!!

Kitna bebas he insan kismat ke aage,Kitne dur he sapne hakikat ke aage,Koi ruki hui dhadkan se puchhe, Kitna tadpta hai dil MOHABBAT ke aage.

Who raate kuchha or hogi.Who baate kuchha or hogi.Unke aane ke bad who mulakaten kuchha or hogi.

Jo teer bhi atahe khali nahi jata mayush mere Dar se savali nahi jata kantehi kiya karte he phoolo ki hifazat . Phoolo ko bachane Mali nahi jata.

Aankho ko aankho ka pata na hota agar..!Dil ko dard ka ehsaas na hota agar..!Kitna hasin hota zindagi ka ye safar..! Milkar yun bichhadna na hota .

Jåän häi mujkò zindgi se pyari, jaan ke liye kar du kurban yari, jaan ke liye tod do dosti tumari, Ab tumse kya chhupana dost, Tum hi to ho JAAN hamari.

BAHOT RONA PADA HAME APKO HASANE KE VASTE. HUM KHUD HI JAL GAYE EK CHIRAG JALANE KE VASTE.,

Sham ki tanhai me kho na jana, Kisi ki masti me doob na jana,Milegi zarur kal manzil tumhe,Apni manzil ko pa kar ko bhul na jana.

Zulfon KoF_IL_ K_r,J_b KoiMehboob_..K_b_r P_rRoti H_I,T_b MehshoosHot_ H_I Ke..Mout Bhi....Kitni H_seenHoti H_I.

...Aänkho ki Awääz kuch Aur hoti häi,sänso ki Aäg kuch Aur hoti hai,...kaun chahta hai,Apnose bichadana majburi yo ki baat kuch aur hoti häi...

Sabhi Nagme Saaz me Gaye nahi Jaate,sabhi log Mahafil me Bulaye nahi jaate,Kuch Paas Raha ker bhi Yaad nahi Aate, kuch dur raha ker bhi Bhulaye nahi jaate.....

Jan me ROSEFeb me PROPOSEMarch me GIFTApril me LIFTMay meCHATINGJune me DATINGJuly me MIS U Aug meKIS U Sep me ANGER Oct me DANGER Nov me LEFT Dec me NEXT

Har bat se inkar nahi hota Har raste par intazar nahi hota you to najar milti hai sabse lekin har chahere se pyar nahi hota..!

Dil tod diya mera, chita bhi jala dena, kafan na mile to duppata odha dena, koi puche ke rog kya tha, to NAZAR JUKA KAR MOHABBAT BATA DENA,!

Dard gairo ko sunane ki jarurat kya he, Apne sath auro ko rulane ki jarurat kya he, Waqt yuhi kam he mohabat ke liye, ruthkar Waqt gawane ki jarurat Ana tha.!

Sirf yaadon ka silsila reh gaya,khuda Jane unse hamara kya rishta reh gaya,ek chand chup gaya Jane kahan,ek sitara use dhundta reh gaya

Sapne to sirf sapne hote hai,apne to phir bhi apne hote hai,tum chaho to sapno ko apna banao,magar apno ko kabhi sapna mat banao...!

DOSTI KE NAM PE DIWANE CHALE AATE HAI.SHAMA KE PICHE PARWANE CHALE AATE HAI. TUMHE YAAD NA AAYEE KHAIR.Aana meri MAUT PAR. Us DIN TO BEGANE BHI CHALE AATana tha.!

Gam me hasne valoko kabhi rulaya nahi jata, Lehro se pani ko kabhi hataya nahi jata, hone vale ho jate he khud hi dil se apne , Kisiko kehkar apna baE HAI..,

Zamana gujar gaya hatho ko milaye huye. Muddat ho gayi nazaro ko milaye huye. Din.Rat nikal gaye yado me khoye huve.Ab kab samne aaoge yaar muskurte huye.?

mat karo koi wada jise tum nibha na sako, mat chaho use jise tum pa na sako, pyar kahan kisi ka poora hota hai, iska to pehla shabd hi adhoora hota hai.........

dard se dosti ho gayi yaarojindgi be-dard ho gayi yaarokya huaa jo jal gaya aashiyana hamaradur tak roshni to ho gayi yaaro...........

This post is written by Sunita, Mumbai, India

2007-10-29T10:15:00.001-07:00

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